scandalousadventures:

This line in my textbook makes it almost worth the $160 I spent on it

scandalousadventures:

This line in my textbook makes it almost worth the $160 I spent on it

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

#MyGirlBella

Superman: I still can't believe they shot at me.
Batman: Clark, you're bulletproof
Superman: I HAVE FEELINGS, BRUCE

paradisaic:

posed nude for an art class today. they didn’t ask me to. i think they were making ceramic bowls.

When we first met, I wasn’t planing on falling in love with you, it just sort of happened.

When we first met, I just knew that I wanted to make you happy for the rest of your life.

When we first met, I started seeing colors again. A glowing vibrant light started to surround everything.

In many ways… You saved my life.

And in many ways… I’m forever in your debt.
Thank you for caring about me. I know things are hard -(t.i.f.)

#MyGirlBella

googlebus:

burnblogaboutburnblogs:

googlebus:

a great man once said 

“it’s ok having a small penis”

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*sweats nervously*